heyfunniest:
you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich
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davidstrider:
youve found my weakness
girly internet dress up games
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dumb-ass me decided to run back into my room after setting off a bug bomb. i had an extension cord plugged in and bug bombs are EXTREMELY flammable. so instead of blowing my family to bits i went all kamikaze. (i am heroic) i’m kinda trying to meditate to listen to my body to see if im dying or not. i breathed some in, i think, cause it smelled nasty. now the symptoms are-
shaking
anxiety
headache
having a hard time breathing or feeling dizzy when you breathe.
I RAN INTO BUG FOGGER. im a fat ass, so im gonna have some problems breathing after running, im scared shitless cause i might be dying so shaking and anxiety are also legit. but headache? well im really stressed right now.
so either im gonna die, or im perfectly fine and going to continue my life as an idiot who runs back into a mist of bug fogger.
im probably fine. i should have been either coughing, puking, or crapping my brains out an hour ago. and my dad said i was fine, but i woke him up at 5 am so he might want me dead.
my hearts still beating pretty fast.. you guys PLEASE pray.
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Laughter. Horrified laughter.
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nosdrinker:
*saves sex for marriage without even meaning to*
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this.
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westcoast-tore:
The Used // I Caught Fire
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bbones:
HAHAHAH
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itsnotcontagiousiswear:
DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE
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87daysbefore:
hey I heard you were a wild one
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